Golden Shower, Monday Flash Fic., Feb. 5

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“Man, this view is amazing! You were totally right about this, Mark!”

Panting, more from the accumulated exertion of the climb than the minimal effort it took to sit on the line in the air over the stunning South American landscape, Mark grinned. “Told you.”

“Only thing is, it would be even more stunning if I wasn’t concentrating so hard on holding my bladder.”

“I told you to piss before we got into the harnesses, man.”

“Yeah. I should have listened.”

“Can you hold it till we get to the bottom?” Mark asked.

“I don’t know. How long do you think that will take?”

Mark didn’t say anything for several moments. “Well, I don’t want to rush it, Brian. I mean we basically climbed for six hours for this!”

“Ah fuck. Well, what am I supposed to do?”

“Just let go. Do it.”

“What?”

“Just piss. You’ll feel better.”

In the air?”

“You put yourself in this situation, Brian. Now man up.”

“Oh man. Geeze. My bladder is so full I’ll be dripping! If there’s anyone down there…”

“There’s nobody down there, Brian. Just let go and stop talking about it so I can enjoy the view.”

“Fuck it. Fine.”

“Are you pissing?”

“Oh my God. Yes. YES. Feels so good!”

“Okay, okay. Tone it down. It’s not an orgasm.”

“Oh man. It really almost is. Oh fuck. I feel so much better. Except now I’m soaked.”

“Thank God you’re below me. Next time you listen when I make strong suggestions, okay?”

“Yeah, okay. Sure.” He was silent for several moments. Then, “Wow, what an incredible view!”

 

 

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